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[Florina Fulfilled Parody] "Thany Fulfilled"

Jul. 19th, 2008 | 04:04 pm
mood: amusedamused
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Thany Fulfilled
Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Author: Sara
Pairing: Thany/Pegasus, Dieck/Thany
Warnings: Bestiality stuffs
Notes: Parody of "Florina Fulfilled". This is short and just something I wrote to use up some creative juices, and to give this place a little activity.

He was a horny beast and none of the female pegasi would give him the time of day. Especially Tate's pegasus.Collapse )

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[Love in the Forest parody] Jailbait in the forest

Sep. 1st, 2007 | 10:00 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Jailbait in the Forest
Parody of: "Love in the Forest" by Starri Wanderer
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken
Pairing: Erk/Serra, Sain/Tree, implied Kent/Sain
Rating: O for OWWW [NC-17]
Warnings: Underage sex, anatomically inaccurate WTFery, giant penises, tree rape.

This is for everyone who read the original Love in the Forest and had there brains raped. All Pokemon references have been removed so it fits the FE universe better.

Underage sex is bad. I only de-aged them to 12 so I could capture the feeling of the original. Same reason I spell "their" as "there".

Out of nowhere, Erk started watching Serra as she slept and couldn't help noticing what a drop-dead gorgeous little underage hottie she was. Collapse )

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[Usagi's Usual Morning Parody] "Lilina's Usual Morning part 3"

Jun. 24th, 2007 | 11:11 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Lilina's Usual Morning part 3
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Pairing: Wendy/Lalam
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices


Hey Lalam, I can smell your horniness from here.Collapse )

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[Usagi's Usual Morning Parody] "Lilina's Usual Morning part 2"

Jun. 6th, 2007 | 07:31 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Lilina's Usual Morning part 2
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Pairing: Lilina/Sue/Wendy/Sophia/Lalam orgy
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices


Ohhhhh, that feels sooooo good!Collapse )

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Eliwood's Usual Morning Chapter Two

Jun. 6th, 2007 | 06:58 pm
posted by: sailorvfan10 in fe_parodyfic

Title: Eliwood's Usual Morning
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Authors: </a></b></a>sarajayechan and </a></b></a>sailorvfan10
Game: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken
Pairing: Eliwood/Hector/Sain/Erk/Rath orgy
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices, masturbation, orgies
Notes: WE'RE NOT ON CRACK OR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. So no, we won't share the stash of drugs. We don't have any. BUT I DO HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW. Also, this is a lemon. Reading this may cause pain in certain parts of your body, namely your head as you beat it against the wall. Enjoy!

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"Eliwood's Usual Morning"

May. 25th, 2007 | 05:02 pm
posted by: sailorvfan10 in fe_parodyfic

Title: Eliwood's Usual Morning
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Authors: sarajayechan and sailorvfan10
Game: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken
Pairing: Eventual Eliwood/Hector/Sain/Erk/Rath orgy, Eliwood/Hand
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices, masturbation
Notes: WE'RE NOT ON CRACK OR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. So no, we won't share the stash of drugs. We don't have any. BUT I DO HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW. Also, this is a lemon. Reading this may cause pain in certain parts of your body, namely your head as you beat it against the wall. Enjoy!

Cut for crack.Collapse )

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[PARODY] [Fuuin] "Lilina swallowed by a snake."

May. 21st, 2007 | 05:57 pm
tunes: Cobra Starship - Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)
posted by: sailorvfan10 in fe_parodyfic

Title: "Lilina swallowed by a snake."
Parody of: "Zelda swallowed by a snake." by TBoneTony
Author: Jayden und Verwelkt/me
Game: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Characters/Pairings: Lilina/Snake (implied), Roy/Lilina
Rating: R for retarded
Warnings: Snakes on a Plane jokes, retardedness, weirdness</span>
Author's Notes: Please don't kill meh. Cross-posted to theemblemoffire.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi, it belongs to Intelligent Systems/Nintendo. I also don't own "Zelda swallowed by a snake" and have no intention of ever doing so. TBoneTony is more than welcome to it. Also, I don't own Snakes on a Plane.

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[Usagi's Usual Morning Parody] "Lilina's Usual Morning"

May. 21st, 2007 | 05:35 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Lilina's Usual Morning
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Pairing: Eventual Lilina/Sue/Wendy/Sophia/Lalam orgy
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices, masturbation
Notes: I'm surprised this hasn't been done already. XD

Her hair was now ten times more long and luxurious, stopping just above her ankles.Collapse )

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My Inner Hell chapter two

Feb. 28th, 2007 | 10:30 pm
mood: accomplished
tunes: Weird Al Yankovic - I Was Only Kidding
posted by: sailorvfan10 in fe_parodyfic

Title: "My Inner Hell"
Parody of: "My Inner Life" by Links Queen [Zelda]
Author: Jayden und Verwelkt/sailorvfan10
Game: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Pairing: Nestea/Roy, Roy/Lilina
Rating: TG for Talking Geckos, WTF for What the Fuckness, L for Lulz, and S for SPORFLE [PG-13 - R]
Warnings: Iced tea gushing out of vaginas and down muscular legs, some implied slash, cussing, sexxors, and giving birth. Oh, and blood and Eliwood's drinking.
Notes: Took me three days to write this. At 2839 words, this is the longest chapter I've ever written.

( -Two- )

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[Evening at Lita's parody] Evening at Hector's, part 5 [Various]

Feb. 24th, 2007 | 11:32 pm
mood: accomplished
posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Evening at Hector's part 5
Parody of: "Evening at Lita's" by Vermillion (Sailormoon)
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken
Pairings: ORGY!!!!
Rating: C for Crack [R]
Warnings: AU, OOC, crack, snarky commentary, cum geysers (LITERALLY), food fetishes, explosions, anatomical insanities, sappy happy ending

You may not want to be drinking anything when you read this part.Collapse )

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