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[Usagi's Usual Morning Parody] "Lilina's Usual Morning"

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May. 21st, 2007 | 05:35 pm
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posted by: sarajayechan in fe_parodyfic

Title: Lilina's Usual Morning
Parody of: "Usagi's Usual Morning" by Jeffrey "One-Shot" Wong
Author: Sara
Game: Fire Emblem: Fuuin no Tsurugi
Pairing: Eventual Lilina/Sue/Wendy/Sophia/Lalam orgy
Rating: T for TL;DR [M]
Warnings: TL;DR description of body parts, AU, gushing love juices, masturbation
Notes: I'm surprised this hasn't been done already. XD

The following is a lemon. Reading it may cause pain in certain parts of your body, namely your head as you beat it against the wall from the redundant descriptions of body parts and the monotonous descriptions of Lilina getting naked. If you happen to enjoy this, you're either very bored or very horny. Or both.


The sun shone high in the sky over Lilina's house as she woke up. It was a lovely Saturday morning, too pretty to stay inside, so she was going to the beach with Sue, Wendy, Sophia and Lalam. But first she had to get out of bed and shower. Her parents had gone on vacation, leaving the house to Lilina for several weeks. Yes, this is an AU where her folks are alive. And they went on vacation to visit relatives and decided Lilina was old enough to stay by herself, so the house was hers for a week.

Lilina stretched her long, graceful arms and yawned sensually, standing up and letting the blankets fall to the floor, pooling around her long, slender legs. She was eighteen now and had blossomed into a hot little number. Her hair was now ten times more long and luxurious, stopping just above her ankles. It took her at least half an hour to wash with two kinds of clarifying and moisturizing shampoo and half a bottle of conditioner. Her eyes were still the same crystal-blue as they always were, and her face was like that of a grown woman, with high cheekbones and the full, pouty lips of a movie star. Her legs were so long and graceful that every time she wore shorts or a skirt everyone within a ten-mile radius stopped to ogle her, even straight girls, gay guys and asexuals. They were so long they made her look taller than she really was. Her breasts were perfectly round and firm and didn't even jiggle or sag when she ran, so she didn't even need to wear a bra when she jogged. She wore her shirts so tight you could see her bra even if she didn't wear one, and she didn't need one because her boobs were just that round and firm. Her ass was also firm and guys would drop stuff just so she would bend over and pick it up so they could grab her firm ass.

(Turned on yet?)

Lilina was still a virgin, something she was quite proud of. Even Roy didn't have the guts to go up and ask her out, she was just that hot. Right now she wore a short see-through nightie and string bikini panties so tight you could see each and every individual pubic hair.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through an open window, causing her nightgown to fly upwards revealing her pink silken panties! No one saw what happened, but if they had they would have gotten an eyeful of her impressive boobs and wisps of pubic hair peeking out the sides of her panties. But no one saw, so Lilina shut the window and went to get undressed. She slowly slid off her nightie, letting the fabric caress her flawless skin as she slid it off and let it fall to the floor. She looked at herself in the mirror and saw that her panties were wet with love juices. Her nipples were so hard that if she was still wearing her nightgown you could see them as clear as day. She was starting to get so horny looking at herself and smelling her own womanly scent that she was panting like a dog in heat as her love juices gushed out of her tight virgin pussy, soaking her panties. They were also soaking the carpet and the stain would be a bitch to get out later, but never mind that. We're talking about Lilina being horny.

(Pants should be off at this point)

She peeled the soaked panties off, threw them at the wall, and giggled in amusement as they stuck there because they were so wet with her love juices. She walked to the bathroom, turned on the water, and did a bunch of random leg stretches to expose her wet virgin pussy for the horny fanboy readers to imagine and fap over. By now her pussy was sooooo wet her panties would be beyond soaked if she were still wearing them, but she wasn't. She raised one leg, slid it into the water, then raised the other and slid it into the water, submerging herself. She reached for the bar of soap, her long slender fingers caressing it as she ran it over her boobs, moaning and panting as it rubbed her nipples. She felt the jolt of arousal shoot right down to her already swollen clit making it swell even more. By now it was the size of a grape and the slightest poke would make her orgasm juicily all over the place, flooding the room.

Lilina brought the soap down to her sapphire blue pubic hair and began to wash her tight virgin pussy that even Roy hadn't gotten his hands on yet. She let go of the soap and brought her hand to her pussy, pressing a finger up against the slit. Slowly, slowly, she pushed it in, the tightness practically squeezing her finger off. She added another finger and began to pump them in and out, relishing in the sounds of her love juices sloshing and dripping out of her tight little slit. Lilina loved to masturbate, she masturbated at least three times a day. On a slow day. Since she was a virgin and had never even let a boy touch her firm breasts or her virgin pussy, she had to get her sexual release somehow, and masturbation kept her from throwing herself at the first guy she saw. She loved to take off her clothes and throw her legs up over the sides of the bed, and finger her tight, soaked pussy until she orgasmed over and over again.

(If you're not horny by now, you've got some amazing self-preservation skills. I mean, LOL YOU SHOULD BE OMG WTF)

By now the bathroom was overcome with Lilina's musky scent and the bathtub had, amazingly, not overflowed from the torrents of bath water and love juices. Lilina was moaning and panting so loudly that if anyone was nearby they'd know she was masturbating, but no one was around.

She slid her other hand down her firm breasts, tight stomach, to her pubic hair just above her clit, which was the size of a grape and throbbing like crazy. She let the very tip of her index finger brush against it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!!111111!!!!" she shrieked so loud all the glass in the room almost shattered. Her pussy tightened around her fingers and her love juices gushed from her pussy like Niagara Falls. This time the tub really did overflow as Lilina's love juices mixed with the water.

As soon as she stopped seeing stars and flying platypuses, Lilina slowly stood up, the mixture of water and love juices dripping off her naked body. She grabbed a towel from the rack and slowly dried herself off. I'll spare you the details.

Before she left the bathroom, she raised one of her slender legs and placed her foot on top of the sink. "Maybe just one orgasm before I go to meet the girls..." She pushed a finger up against her slit.

Next chapter: The girls find Lilina masturbating and an orgy ensues.

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Comments {4}

Hikaru "Jayden" Morinaga-Jaye

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from: sailorvfan10
date: May. 21st, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)


Roy should somehow be involved in that orgy. *SHOT*

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your entitled savage bitch :D

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from: sarajayechan
date: May. 21st, 2007 10:13 pm (UTC)

Well, in the original the girls get a guy over so they can use him for a sextoy without actually having his penis in them... XD *gets ideas*

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Hikaru "Jayden" Morinaga-Jaye

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from: sailorvfan10
date: May. 21st, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC)


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your entitled savage bitch :D

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from: sarajayechan
date: May. 21st, 2007 10:23 pm (UTC)

Awesome :D

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